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Girl unaware all her male friends want to have sex with her Mar.04.2011

NEW DELHI--- Area cocktease, Sejal Subramanian, 22, held a press conference Friday to announce that she denies previous accusations that her “guy-friends” are interested in her sexually. Conflicting reports surfaced last week when Subramanian insisted that a recent viewing of Burlesque, starring Christina Aguilera, was part of a strictly platonic evening between two friends.

“I don’t know why everything has to be about sex,” said Subramanian. “I mean, is it so strange that two, single people, can just enjoy an evening out as friends?”

Subramanian also expressed confusion amid rumors that no heterosexual man would sit through the film’s nearly two-hour long runtime without expecting sex in return.

“He said that he liked it, so we’re going to watch my DVD of Moulin Rouge next weekend,” said Subramanian before adding “it’s not just a ‘chick flick’”.

Subramanian closed the press conference by stating, “I will always love him, as a friend, and know that I can always trust him. He would never try anything sexual, because he values me as a person and we have a great time together.”

When reached for comment, Subramanian’s companion said he is looking forward to next weekend’s date and thinks the night presents ample opportunity to “at least see her boobs.”